Shall I, your Lord, smite India with a terrible pox for all of their irritating telemarketers?

Yes! And while you're at it, those Nigerians who keep sending me emails trying to con me out of my hard earned money with their dumb "sweepstakes or you won an inheritance scams"! Jerks! Oh and also K-Fed and Paris Hilton-2 wastes of space (forgive me).